Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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