why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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