Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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