i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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