All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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