we made out on top of his cat.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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