how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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