Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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