So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I am mentally ready for anal.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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