My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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