Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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