its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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