wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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