i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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