doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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