I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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