all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
