even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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