you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I didn't notice because vodka
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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