So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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