Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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