I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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