The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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