i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Oh god it's open bar.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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