i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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