How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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