did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Your cock deserves a montage
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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