im having a threesome with these popsicles
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Well I just put wine in my tea
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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