but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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