there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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