her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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