Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...