Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
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