I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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