She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
my liver is dry heaving
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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