How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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