Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
"it" just moved
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Randomize
