Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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