Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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