Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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