I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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