And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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