she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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