I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the day after is always just damage control
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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