New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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