I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I think I sprained my soul last night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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