Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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