just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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