So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
