yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
