So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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