are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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