come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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