they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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