I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There r osticjed everywhere
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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