Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
COCAINE IS GR8
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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