we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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