Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
