u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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