haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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